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Get StartHey dad, what was it like when Bitcoin was trading at $100k+? (Source: Giphy) The last time things were looking this bleak for crypto, Coinbase was going full-send with its “America Loves Crypto” concert LOL. Oh how the turntables, they say. Case in point: Coinbase just posted a $667 million net loss and watched revenue crater 20% to $1.8 billion, which is a hell of a way to remind everyone that crypto's "this time is different" belief always ends...
Somebody get my portfolio some milk… If you or someone you love has been victimized by a bi-polar market that has you jumping out of your seat one day and crying in the corner the next… you may be entitled to compensation retail therapy. (Source: Giphy) In short, the market as a whole was taken behind the barn today with the Dow dumping 669 point, the S&P plummeting -1.5%, and the Nasdaq sliding -2%. Why? Because once again the main conversa...
“Oh, so that’s why there’s 10 houses in my neighborhood that have had a yard sign out for months now…” -me after seeing the latest housing data It might not be the greatest time to take up flipping houses as a sidehustle (that is unless you want to be paying the mortgage for 6 months). Because January home sales just gave every self-titled “expert” who’s been screaming about a colossal housing crash since 2020… actual data to support...
Hey Siri, define “fumbling the bag”... Timmy Apple is back on his bull sh*t as Apple ate its worst single-day beatdown in nearly a year yesterday (read: -5%). And yet, it’s hard to pick which bullet hurt investors more. Was it Bloomberg dropping a nuke Wednesday night that Siri's long-awaited Gemini injection won’t ship until May at the earliest? Or was it the FTC deciding now's a great time to dip its proverbial pen into Apple's ink over alleged bias...
“And another one bites, and another one bites, and another one bites the dust…” Remember over the weekend when I said DP World’s CEO getting escorted to the corporate guillotine might be the opening act in the Epstein boardroom purge? Well, another batch of “I can’t believe they typed that out and hit send” emails have now claimed a fresh billionaire scalp. Hyatt Hotels Chairman (and literal hotel-empire heir) Thomas J. Pritzker is officially...
And just like that… Steak ‘n Shake just became Michael Saylor’s favorite new burger joint in South Beach… Nine months ago, Steak ’n Shake looked at its grill, looked at its balance sheet, and said, “You know what this needs? A decentralized monetary revolution.” So it started accepting Bitcoin. And now? The burger chain claims its same-store sales have risen “dramatically” ever since. (Source: CoinDesk) While most fast-food chain...
And just like that… Steak ‘n Shake just became Michael Saylor’s favorite new burger joint in South Beach… Nine months ago, Steak ’n Shake looked at its grill, looked at its balance sheet, and said, “You know what this needs? A decentralized monetary revolution.” So it started accepting Bitcoin. And now? The burger chain claims its same-store sales have risen “dramatically” ever since. (Source: CoinDesk) While most fast-food chain...
“And another one bites, and another one bites, and another one bites the dust…” Remember over the weekend when I said DP World’s CEO getting escorted to the corporate guillotine might be the opening act in the Epstein boardroom purge? Well, another batch of “I can’t believe they typed that out and hit send” emails have now claimed a fresh billionaire scalp. Hyatt Hotels Chairman (and literal hotel-empire heir) Thomas J. Pritzker is officially...
Tim Apple is about to be collecting podcast talent like Tom Brady collecting short-fast-white kids in the early aughts… Apple invented podcasting, got comfortable, and then spent the last five years watching YouTube and Spotify turn video podcasts into a cash machine. Well now, Tim Apple is back… and he’s about to put all his Apple mouth breathers on some game… allegedly. (Source: Giphy) In short, Apple announced Monday it's finally b...
The Pentagon is taking a fresh look at its partnership with Anthropic after disagreements over how the company’s Claude AI system can be used in military settings. The talks have reportedly become tense in recent months as both sides tried to agree on limits around the technology. Anthropic has pushed to block certain uses of its AI, including large-scale surveillance of U.S. citizens and weapons systems that could operate without a human making the final decision. Defense officials,...
Costco Wholesale (NASDAQ: COST) is facing a proposed class action lawsuit in federal court alleging it failed to disclose salmonella contamination risks tied to a Nebraska chicken processing facility. The complaint, filed in Seattle by Missouri resident Lisa Taylor, contends that salmonella contamination at Costco’s Fremont, Nebraska plant was not disclosed to consumers who purchased Kirkland Signature rotisserie chicken and raw chicken products. The lawsuit alleges the facility “...
If you thought Ray Dalio’s weekend Doomer Twitter article was scary… catch a load of what Deutsche Bank just said. Hint: it might force you to look at your AI-heavy portfolio the way you look at milk that expired a week ago. Technically fine. Probably. According to the suits based in Frankfurt, this little AI wobble we’ve all been watching from the front row is not a random blip, and it sure as heck didn’t start in February. They say the seeds were planted all the...
At this point, Goldman’s board should just let DJ D-Sol remix ‘Looking for a man in finance’ with the Chainsmokers… Remember when bank executives were hauled before Congress to explain why they were making nine figures while the global economy was actively collapsing? Yeah, neither do they. (Source: Giphy) In short, every CEO at the six largest U.S. banks just pulled down $40 million or more in annual compensation. (I’m not crying, yo...
Everyone: “Okay sure, OpenAI bought Jony Ive’s startup for $6B… but at some point they have to chill, right?” Sam Altman: “Hold. My. GPU.” HOLY SH*T! The creator of viral AI agent OpenClaw, Austrian developer Peter Steinberger, is officially joining OpenAI. And according to Altman, OpenClaw will “live in a foundation” inside the company as an open-source project that OpenAI will continue to support. Translation? The agent wars are about to g...
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