Yesterday's event at Mar-a-Lago was the Super Bowl for crypto bros… On Wednesday, the chandeliers were glowing a little brighter in Palm Beach. World Liberty Financial, the Trump family’s crypto venture (they reportedly hold a 38% stake), gathered Wall Street royalty, federal regulators, senators, and who could forget… Nicki Minaj… for a summit one speaker dubbed the “power center of the universe.” (Calm down bro, you buy Bitcoin for a living)....
The Meal of Fortune… Nelson Peltz has a fever and the only medicine is America’s favorite Carrot Top (read: Wendy’s). According to an SEC filing dropped Wednesday, Peltz's Trian Fund Management has been chatting up financiers, co-investors, and "strategic partners" about potential deals for Wendy’s… including a full acquisition. Live look at Wendy’s investors right now… (Source: Giphy) Naturally, shares...
Everyone: “Saas companies are dead…” Figma: Bet Apparently the Pixel Pixies were on full tilt last quarter because Figma just dropped the hottest diss of the SaaSpocalypse so far. Shares mooned north of 15% yesterday as Figma dropped quarter numbers that had literally zero business of being this good. (Source: Giphy) In short, revenue came in like a wrecking ball at $303.8 million in revenue against a $293 million consensus which is a… *checks not...
“Ok… just hear me out… we steal every single one of Target’s best suppliers…” -Walmart CEO John Furner trying to save face Wally World (-3%) just dropped its first earnings report under new CEO John Furner…And at first glance, it should’ve had all the rednecks in Bentonville popping fireworks in the parking lot. The company (started by a man who flew his personal plane around the country to steal other company’s secrets) beat...
And just like that… Steak ‘n Shake just became Michael Saylor’s favorite new burger joint in South Beach… Nine months ago, Steak ’n Shake looked at its grill, looked at its balance sheet, and said, “You know what this needs? A decentralized monetary revolution.” So it started accepting Bitcoin. And now? The burger chain claims its same-store sales have risen “dramatically” ever since. (Source: CoinDesk) While most fast-food chain...
“And another one bites, and another one bites, and another one bites the dust…” Remember over the weekend when I said DP World’s CEO getting escorted to the corporate guillotine might be the opening act in the Epstein boardroom purge? Well, another batch of “I can’t believe they typed that out and hit send” emails have now claimed a fresh billionaire scalp. Hyatt Hotels Chairman (and literal hotel-empire heir) Thomas J. Pritzker is officially...
“Ok… just hear me out… we steal every single one of Target’s best suppliers…” -Walmart CEO John Furner trying to save face Wally World (-3%) just dropped its first earnings report under new CEO John Furner…And at first glance, it should’ve had all the rednecks in Bentonville popping fireworks in the parking lot. The company (started by a man who flew his personal plane around the country to steal other company’s secrets) beat...
“Got the market going up… on a Wednesday” - Drake Jensen Huang If there was ever a plot twist in the market, today was it. Wednesday was supposed to be all about the Fed minutes. We were supposed to sit there, hands folded, reading Jerome Powell's meeting notes like it was assigned homework. Instead the market took one look at "rates unchanged, Jerome's mood unclear” and said “YOLO” directly back into chips and memes. (Source: Tenor)&nb...
Live look at Oklo HODL’ers realizing they actually have some real competition to worry about… If I had to guess what Jeff Bezos’ Google search history looked like this week, I’m going with: “why does my wife act like she’d rather marry Leo DiCaprio” “how to build a nuclear empire without looking evil.” Because would you look at that? Amazon’s atomic sidekick X-Energy just got the federal green light to cook up reactor fuel fo...
If you can’t beat’em join ‘em… In case you haven’t heard, Figma just partnered with the company whose AI tools are actively eating the entire software industry alive. Bold Strategy Cotton. The company announced "Code to Canvas" with Anthropic, a feature that lets you take whatever interface you've been prompting Claude Code to build and import it straight into Figma as a fully editable design. So now when your AI agent spits out a working pro...
“Got the market going up… on a Wednesday” - Drake Jensen Huang If there was ever a plot twist in the market, today was it. Wednesday was supposed to be all about the Fed minutes. We were supposed to sit there, hands folded, reading Jerome Powell's meeting notes like it was assigned homework. Instead the market took one look at "rates unchanged, Jerome's mood unclear” and said “YOLO” directly back into chips and memes. (Source: Tenor)&nb...
Vice President JD Vance said Tuesday that Iran did not address key U.S. demands during nuclear negotiations in Geneva, adding that President Donald Trump retains the option of military force if diplomacy fails. Speaking to Fox News, Vance said the discussions produced agreement to continue talks but that Tehran had not acknowledged specific conditions set by the White House. He stated the administration has made clear that military action remains available if Iran’s nuclear program is n...
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is set to take the stand Wednesday in Los Angeles Superior Court, stepping into what could become one of the most consequential legal battles the social media industry has faced in years. At the center of the case (known as JCCP 5255) is a now 20-year-old woman, identified in court filings as K.G.M., and her mother, Karen. They allege that K.G.M.’s use of social media, which began at age 10, led to what they describe as a dangerous dependency, along with anxiety...
"Now, you may look around and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know why not? Because I am collar-blind." - Michael Scott Well friends, while most of the ones you love (and hate) are getting bent over on AI exposure, wondering if their SaaS portfolio is about to get DeepSeeked into oblivion, Blackstone has dropped $2.5B on a business where the the moat is "we show up to your house and the guy actually knows what he's do...
Imagine telling someone who lived in Japan back during WW2 that their country would now be shaking hands with America's President and dropping bags of cash at the feet of Uncle Sam… With all the other craziness going on around Donnie’s second term… I almost forgot about every furniture store’s worst nightmare (read: Tariffs). Speaking of, Donnie Politics is reportedly celebrating with a fresh Diet Coke after Japan pledged nearly $36 billion into U.S. oil, gas,...
I think I owe you an apology, I wasn’t familiar with your game… -AI addicts realizing Tim Cook might have been right all along For the first time since 2006 (like, before the Nintendo Wii existed) Apple has basically untethered itself from the Nasdaq 100. Case in point: Apple’s 40-day correlation to the Nasdaq 100 just cratered to 0.21. Back in May? It was 0.92. Normally, that would be a YUGE cause of concern and would beg the question: “Is Apple’s growth...
Alex Karp puts the “man” in "Florida Man” Palantir’s Iron Throne King, Alex Karp, is going full Miami Vice as Palantir announced Tuesday it's packing up and taking its talents to Miami, completing what is now officially a two-step retreat from civilized weather. First was Palo Alto → then Denver in 2020, and finally Denver → Miami. Three times a charm. (Source: Giphy) The official reason is the usual vague gestures toward...
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